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In which Iggy looks a gift poodle in the mouth, among other places.
“Hey poodle! Poodle? Excuse me? Hello? Poodle?” Who? Poodle? Oh, right, that’s me. Hello. Yes. I’m a poodle. Hello. “How come you don’t have long poodle ears?” Um… I’m rare? “And you don’t...
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Hi, my name is, what?
“Hey fake poodle!” Iggy, stop calling me that. “Well, what’s your real name, then?” Don’t have one. Don’t need one. I’m going back to the rescue. No you’re not. Wait, Karen, what? You’re a good...
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Muppet, Iggy’s accidental muse.
“Hey Karen!” Yes, Iggy? “I wrote a poem for Muppet.” You did? “Yeah, I was watching her sleep, and I was inspired.” Well, that’s very sweet. Sure, if by ‘sweet’ you mean really weird and just a little...
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Iggy addresses the poodle issue.
Hi Iggy. “Hi Muppet!” What are you doing? “Thinking. You know that new toy Karen got for me? At first I wasn’t sure if it was a bunny or a dog, but then I realized it’s probably a bunnydog. It...
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Good girl, depending on how you look at it.
“Karen?” She’s not moving, Iggy. “I see that, Muppet. Hey Karen?” We should look closer. “Karen!” Karen! “Karen!” Huh! What! What? “Are you napping?” What? Yeah, I was, Iggy, yes. Told you so,...
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Yay!
“Why is everyone so excited?” Well, Iggy, it’s a very nice day. There are a lot of people who wanted to get married but couldn’t, and now they can. “That’s it? They’re excited over a piece of paper?”...
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Road tripping.
Do you like car rides, Muppet? I dunno. I guess. Sometimes. Sometimes? Why only sometimes? Well, I mean, they’re okay. But then — oh, hang on — What? WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING, YOU MORON!...
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Iggy, Ready For His Closeup.
“YES!” Iggy? “HA HA!” Iggy– “I am a photobombing GOD!” Iggy. “What, mortal?” It doesn’t count if you were supposed to be in the picture. “Oh.” Edited with BlogPad Pro
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Not a complaint, just an observation.
“What are you trying to say?” Nothing, Iggy. Edited with BlogPad Pro
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Iggy offers guidance to Muppet.
I probably could. “Sure, you could. But you can’t.” I’m infected, remember? I have to. “You’ve been on antibiotics all week. If you didn’t by now, she’ll figure—sshh, here she is. Hi Karen!”...
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Iggy + Muppet + socks.
Iggy! Muppet!“Mmmph?”Nnnggggg!What are you doing with those socks?!“Ut shocksh?”The ones in your mouths! What do you think you’re doing?!Nnnggg!“Uffing!”What do you mean, “nothing”? You’re shredding...
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A Profile in Courage.
You know what, Iggy? “What, Muppet?” I could make this. “Make what, Muppet?” I could totally make this. “Make what, Muppet? I can’t see!” Iggy, hold my beer. “KAREN!” What, Iggy? “Muppet thinks...
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Holiday cheer.
Muppet, what did you get for Christmas? I got a pink rope toy and a rope with a tennis ball! Iggy, what did you get? “Umm… well, actually, I got a rope with a tennis ball.” You got one too? “No, not...
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A Muppet Christmas.
What did you get for Christmas, Muppet? I got a Santa! It makes crinkly noises and flops around and I can bite it a lot! I love my Santa! Oh, wait — Iggy got a Rudolph. ‘Scuse me. I got a Rudolph!
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Yay!
“Why is everyone so excited?” Well, Iggy, it’s a very nice day. There are a lot of people who wanted to get married but couldn’t, and now they can. “That’s it? They’re excited over a piece of paper?”...
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Road tripping.
Do you like car rides, Muppet? I dunno. I guess. Sometimes. Sometimes? Why only sometimes? Well, I mean, they’re okay. But then — oh, hang on — What? WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING, YOU MORON!...
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Iggy, Ready For His Closeup.
“YES!” Iggy? “HA HA!” Iggy– “I am a photobombing GOD!” Iggy. “What, mortal?” It doesn’t count if you were supposed to be in the picture. “Oh.” Edited with BlogPad Pro
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Not a complaint, just an observation.
“What are you trying to say?” Nothing, Iggy. Edited with BlogPad Pro
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Iggy offers guidance to Muppet.
I probably could. “Sure, you could. But you can’t.” I’m infected, remember? I have to. “You’ve been on antibiotics all week. If you didn’t by now, she’ll figure—sshh, here she is. Hi Karen!”...
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Iggy + Muppet + socks.
Iggy! Muppet!“Mmmph?”Nnnggggg!What are you doing with those socks?!“Ut shocksh?”The ones in your mouths! What do you think you’re doing?!Nnnggg!“Uffing!”What do you mean, “nothing”? You’re shredding...
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